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:: Tuesday, August 19, 2003 ::

I could be hush-hush about it, but don't really see much reason too. I was feeling really ego-shot and lonely over the whole recent business with my heart, so Vince, as usual, stepped in to pick up the pieces. We had our goodbyes, and decided to have them in the Gallery-Holiday Motel, because we were both curious as to exactly how sleazy it was. It was sleazy. So sleazy that I can't help but post it. Here is how it was relayed to my good friend Dre:

AtamaRav [3:02 AM]: heeeeeeeey
Foxfyre33 [3:02 AM]: Hey!
AtamaRav [3:02 AM]: im surprised to see you on
Foxfyre33 [3:02 AM]: Except for the sex part, I SO wish you were with us tonight.

AtamaRav [3:02 AM]: Oh? Do tell!
Foxfyre33 [3:03 AM]: It was SO fucking funny..
Foxfyre33 [3:03 AM]: Just the various shit..

AtamaRav [3:04 AM]: my intrest is all sorts of piqued!
Foxfyre33 [3:04 AM]: Ok, we want the jungle room, right?
AtamaRav [3:04 AM]: right
Foxfyre33 [3:04 AM]: So I called last night to reserve it, for four hours.

Foxfyre33 [3:05 AM]: THey said I had to come in person. Fine.

AtamaRav [3:05 AM]: right right
Foxfyre33 [3:05 AM]: Came in person this afternoon, before work. They said that I couldn't *make* a reservation for 4 hours.
Foxfyre33 [3:05 AM]: They reassured me the jungle room would be open.

AtamaRav [3:06 AM]: uh huuuh
Foxfyre33 [3:07 AM]: So, long story short, we ended up with the valentine's room.
AtamaRav [3:07 AM]: How did that happen?
Foxfyre33 [3:07 AM]: Cause the jungle room was taken, of course.

AtamaRav [3:08 AM]: of course, of course
Foxfyre33 [3:09 AM]: So, while we're paying for that, this guy comes up...absolute evil scientist henchmen material...limp, lazy eye, stutter and all.
Foxfyre33 [3:09 AM]: Wants matches.
AtamaRav [3:09 AM]: hah
Foxfyre33 [3:09 AM]: Guy's like, I *gave* you two books already.,..what the hell you using them for?
Foxfyre33 [3:09 AM]: "Smoking."
Foxfyre33 [3:09 AM]: "You smoke that much?"

Foxfyre33 [3:09 AM]: "Not tonight"
Foxfyre33 [3:10 AM]: "Okay, here, but don't burn my room down."
Foxfyre33 [3:10 AM]: ::limps off::

AtamaRav [3:10 AM]: WFT
Foxfyre33 [3:10 AM]: So, that was the *start* of the evening.
Foxfyre33 [3:10 AM]: The room...all I can say...
Foxfyre33 [3:10 AM]: It looks like someone was snorting powdered 99 cent store cut with tackiness and then sneezed.
AtamaRav [3:11 AM]: Just like i imagined!
Foxfyre33 [3:11 AM]: I mean, *bad* dude.
Foxfyre33 [3:11 AM]: There was a jacuzzi alright..but the drain didn't work, so you couldn't stop up the tub.
AtamaRav [3:11 AM]: Sexy, verrrrrrrrry sexy
Foxfyre33 [3:12 AM]: Mirrors *everywhere*.
Foxfyre33 [3:12 AM]: Every wall, every ceiling.
Foxfyre33 [3:12 AM]: *Everything* was glued down, mostly inexpertly.
AtamaRav [3:12 AM]: how much didja steal?
Foxfyre33 [3:12 AM]: A bar of soap was all we could manage.
AtamaRav [3:13 AM]: awwwwwwww....
Foxfyre33 [3:13 AM]: Like, there was this lgihting fixture/sculpture that was smashed, but glued down.
Foxfyre33 [3:13 AM]: Used to be two people hugging in a heart, but the guy's head is smashed in and leaking white stuff, and most of the heart's gone.
AtamaRav [3:14 AM]: now THATS hot
Foxfyre33 [3:14 AM]: The room smelled like a VFW bar..
Foxfyre33 [3:14 AM]: The light came from these plastic 'marble' columns that glowed red.
Foxfyre33 [3:14 AM]: Same shit the check in counter was made of.
AtamaRav [3:15 AM]: Man, this place has all the craftsmenship of an old Star Trek set
Foxfyre33 [3:15 AM]: Seriously. All we needed were fake buttons in the walls.
AtamaRav [3:15 AM]: and a camera crew
Foxfyre33 [3:15 AM]: And then, we're cuddling and watching porn, right?
AtamaRav [3:16 AM]: right right
Foxfyre33 [3:16 AM]: In the heart shaped bed, I'd care to add. The bed that literally did *not* give because it had the exact consistency of the mats we used to have in gym class.
Foxfyre33 [3:16 AM]: We hear something that isn't porn. It's a pissed-off woman outside - "Fuck you! You owe me $190!"
AtamaRav [3:16 AM]: hehe in newark our mats were made out of asphalt and crack bottles
AtamaRav [3:17 AM]: !
Foxfyre33 [3:17 AM]: ::laughs:: So, yeah. Like we weren't feeling sleazy enough, there's a whore collecting outside.
Foxfyre33 [3:18 AM]: All in all, shit I knew you'd get a kick out of.
AtamaRav [3:18 AM]: MAn, you need rats, you need vermin, you need red lights, you need a big neon light outside your window, you need the occasional noise of a train going by
AtamaRav [3:18 AM]: and gunshots
AtamaRav [3:19 AM]: ah damn, yeah, i woulda had material for
days
Foxfyre33 [3:25 AM]: Oh, and I forgot to tell you, there was a bible.

AtamaRav [3:25 AM]: Yes, extra 15 points!
Foxfyre33 [3:25 AM]: Not only that, but there was this card, right? Found it under the bed...one of those "love game" cards that tells you to compliment your sexual partner.
AtamaRav [3:26 AM]: Oh Delicious!
Foxfyre33 [3:26 AM]: It's now happily resting in page 69 of the New Testament.
Foxfyre33 [3:26 AM]: I figure it's only fitting.


~Fox
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